Friday, 16 November 2012

Good bye China, hello new project

Now that the Ancients competition is over, I've decided to sell my Chinese army. And to my delight, someone from the club has already bought it, and asked me to paint some extras. Hurray! Am I sad to see it go? After all the battles, the victories, the defeats? Well, yes and no. Of course it's always sad to do this, especially when you spent so much time painting the minis, but then, I really need the room , the cash, and I may decide to change the way I game. My wife has already started working very late, so I won't really be able to go the club until next March (sigh), and after that, we've decided to move out, to find a cheaper flat to live in, still in London. it means I might be too far from the club to go there. So I'm now pondering the idea of solo wargaming, and I have one or two projects in mind. The first one will be a miniature conversion of this wonderful game: Xcom:enemy unknown. I'd play it in 15mm and I've already started thinking about the rules.


Maintenant que le tournoi antique du cub est termine, j'ai decide de vendre mon armee chinoise, et quelqu'un s'en est deja porte acquereur, me demandant de lui peindre quelques extras. Je suis a la fois triste et content de la voir partir, car meme si j'avoue que je l'aimais bien, surtout avec le temps passe dessus, j'ai vraiment besoin de place et d'argent. De plus, il est possible que je m'oriente vers le wargame solo, et ce pour deux raisons: tout d'abord ma femme a commence a bosser super tard, m'empechant d'aller au club jusqu'a mi-mars. De plus, nous avons envisage par la suite de demenager dans un autre quartier pour des raisons economiques. Consequence: je m'eloigne encore du club... Donc bon. J'ai donc commence a reflechir a des projets, a commencer par celui d'une adaptation d'Xcom enemy unknown en 15mm; j'ai deja des idees.

Dans le meme temps, j'en ai profite pour actualiser la galerie des Chinois Warring States, en bidouillant un peu le code pour en faciliter le visionnage, grace a mes lecons de web design. Toute critique est la bienvenue ;)



And in the mean time, I took a picture of the whole Chinese, posted it in the Warring States Gallery page, and I've also tweaked the page using the knowledge from my web design course, to facilitate the viewing. Hope you like it ;)

Wednesday, 14 November 2012

boobies trap, a FOG batrep part2


As soon as the drums were heard, the whole army sprang forward, both wings pointing towards the enemy, while the center remained calm. Wagoon-Li was leading the left, Psy the center and Tarusan the right wing, with some infantry and the cavalry... He was worried of what was about to happen... The devious madaxeman had deployed the right troups to simply contain and then destroy his whole wing... In fact, he was facing a huge part of the army all by himself... Now the plan didn't seem so good... F******* stripper: crossbows with stakes, cavalry, armoured spearmen... Yes that was a grim sight. Tarusan prayed quickly and hoped that Wagoon-Li would fast enough.

ok, very blurry pic, damn, I think my camera is dying

I don't feel that confident...
In the center, Psy was freaking out. Dim-Sun, Nuoc-nam and swallows nests! The worthless madaxeman was manoeuvering like a genius! His light infantry was simply moving to block the advance of Wagoon-Li, while the rest of the heavy troups were pouring forward, towards his only infantry unit: impact foot barbarian allies, armoured sworsdmen, heavy weapons... Right, he should have drank a few more cups of ricewine before...


By the ancestors we're screwed...

Oi!

Mummy! Where's my mummy?

But, why?
Yes, it looked as if the battle would be over soon. And Wagoon-Li was nowhere to be seen... In despair, the noble heavy chariots charged towards the spearmen and died horribly, buying some time between the center and the right wing.

Note: I don't have any pic of this, but my chariots failed twice their test not to charge those pesky armoured spearmen... Of course they died, but they lasted three roounds of combat... more than enough.

On the right, Tarusan braced and relieved himself when he saw the huge mass of troops coming at him: barbarians, cavalry.... Facing impossible odds, he threw up and then threw himself in the melee, roaring like a lion!



And then... a miracle... He won, and won again, and then routed two units of Chinese rebels.





He sent a messenger to Wagoon-Li and Psy not to despair, everything was fine on his side:




Psy felt better: his right flank was saved and, though the enemy was coming right at him and dared charge, Wagoon-Li was finally seen coming his way: Yes, the Chinese were trapped! Right against their flank!


Those who're about to die... run away!




The enemy was running away everywhere. Cheers could be heard along the Qin lines. Many heads to cut! Many promotions to be expected! And then, drums were heard. Such a number of drums... No one could have imagined that many drums... Suddenly, a single horseman moved towards our lines... Calm, dignified, he asked for Wagoon-Li.

" My master madaxeman is dead. He prefered committing suicide rather than facing your judgement. I'm his second in command, More-Fu-Less-Rice. And I ask for your mercy. I conceit defeat."

A wave of cheers simply exploded like a volcano amongst the Qin ranks! Hurray! General Psy couldn't believe it ! Overcome with joy, he started dancing in front of his soldiers who mimicked him...




I've won. Gosh, that's it! I've won. I've won the Ancients club comp... Was I lucky during this game? Yes! But I knew I would win on my left and the center. My right would have been more problematic, so that's why I'd put my cavalry and a big infantry unit, to soak up the hits. The impact is really effective: +1 against every kind of unit Tim had, and lots of crossbows in support. Those were not that effective, but scored enough hits to force some tests.

Tuesday, 13 November 2012

Trial by boobies, part 1 a FOG batrep

Wagoon-Li felt miserable. He shouldn't have drunk that much last. Though a defeat against the Assyrian rebels, his last battle had been undecisive enough to to climb up higher in the hierarchy...

Wagoon-Li se sentait miserable. Il n'aurait pas du boire autant. Meme si sa derniere bataille avait ete une defaite, celle-ci avait ete sufffisamment indecise pour lui permettre de grimper dans la hierarchie... n. 521, aie, ca devient chaud la.

Well played. You're now n.521. Be proud! I'm watching you closely

But now he faced a terrible trial: he to face again his nemesis, the despicable master Porter "madaxeman", in a brutal civil war...again... What to do? What to do? Maybe the party wasn't such a good idea. He needed to think... And not about the striper... Too late...

Mais il avait devant lui une tres lourde tache: affronter une nouvelle fois sa nemesis, le repugnant maitre Porter "madaxeman", dans ce qui serait une terrible guerre civile. Que faire? Que faire? L'orgie d'hier n'etait peut-etre pas une bonne idee finalement... Il fallait reflechir... et ne pas penser a la stripteaseuse... trop tard...





Suddenly, a flash, an idea... He had a plan...
"I'll trap him in the plain... He won't be able to escape... And I'll also recruit some Qin troops...In fact, Let be aggressive, and recruit as many Qin as possible ( in FOG, the Qin are undrilled and only protected, but theyr're impact foot, nasty, and they can have mixed troops with crossbows as well, even nastier )

Soudain, un flash, une idee... Il avait un plan.
"Je vais le pieger dans la plaine, il sera incapable de m'echapper. Oh et je vais recruter des Qin... Soyons fou et recrutons le maximum de Qin possible ( a FOG, les QIN sont undrilled et seulement protected. mais ils sont impact foot et peuvent etre mixes avec des arbaletes, pour donner un coktail detonnant).



Wagoon-Li called his two other generals, Psy and Tarusan:
- "Right guys, you know we face our most dreaded enemy, the "madaxeman".
-Yup. We're so screwed, I already the torturer coming...
- No, fear not. Because I have a plan. The most cunning plan since master Baldrick decided to retire.
- Oh, that cunning? Have you read Sun-Tzu?
-Right. Erm, not quite... Do you remember yesterday's striper? Saburina?
- Oh yeahhh... Sorry, bit of drooling there.
- I know what you mean. Well, while thinking about the best way to defeat him, I thought about her... and here is what I call the "boobies trap": We're going to create a hollow center, with two strong wings. Madaxeman will be sucked in, though he might attack one of the wings, but then it'll be too late.

- Genius!
-Thank you."

And the troops got their marching order, to try to create this "boobies trap"...

Sur ce, Wagoon-Li appela ses generaux, PSY et Tarusa:
-" Ok les gars, vous savez que nous allons affronter notre plus redoutable ennemi, le "madaxeman".
-Ouaip. Et franchement ce me fout le bourdon rien que d'y penser, car la perspective du bourreau et de ses supplices ne m'enchantent guere...
- Ne craignez rien, j'ai un plan machiavelique... Plus machiavelique que celui de maitre Chirac quand il decida de dissoudre son assemblee de conseillers.
- Ah oui quand meme. Tu as enfin lu Sun Tzu?
-Euh... un abrege. Vous vous souvenez de la stripteaseuse d'hier? Saburina?
- Gneeeeeeee. Pardon pour le filet de bave.
-Je comprends. Eh bien, en reflechissant a la meilleure maniere de le battre, j'ai pense a elle. Et voici ce que j'appelle le "piege a notaire": nous allons creer un centre vide aui va attirer Madaxeman, qui va se retrouver pieger par les deux ailes fortes. Il attaquera surement une des ailes, mais il sera alors trop tard.

-Genial!
-Je sais... Au boulot!
Et les troupes recurent leur ordre de marche...


See you very soon for part 2 ;)